The Sybian

People who collect stamp dream about owning an “Inverted Jenny”
People who collect baseball cards dream about owning a Babe Ruth.
People who collect ……Ah you get my point.

I got a vibrator collection, all sizes and shapes. The smallest is the Fukuoku 9000. It’s small enough to fit on your fingertip. From there the sizes go up to a two D-size battery model, which is about 12 inches long. After that you have to start using the electrical outlets. Theses are pretty much the hand-held massagers made by Wahl you find in Wal-Mart. I also have a Hitachi Wand. All of theses are very nice, but I just feel I’m missing something. Just like the kid who wants that last “Hank Aaron” to complete his collection, I ‘m missing the Granddaddy of them all: The Sybian.

Sybian are expensive around $1400, but I plan on getting all the bells and whistle that come with it. That’s about another $300. So I need to save $1700, about the cost of a fast computer these days. I figure if I save my pennies, I’ll have enough in two years.

A toy like this needs to be shared. Anyone ladies out there care for a free ride?

Current Sybian Fund: $ 1.76