Inside the Male Mind

 

A comedian once said, "If you peek into the male mind, you won't find thoughts or feelings, just a bad jazz trio and a bunch of naked women dancing."

Ladies, please realizes when you ask, "What are you thinking?" to any male on this planet, that pause you experience from him, is him rejecting the first 101 -1001 things that are coming to his mind.  He is doing that because he care and does not want you scream from the room, in terror, shock, disgust, surprise, anger or some combination of all of the above.

The comes out as, "I want a burger.", "I wish my team had better defense.", "I wonder where is that oil leak?" or "I'm just tired"

This filter has built over time.  Ask a preteen boy, the answer is, "I wanna see some titties."  The boy quickly realizes this is unacceptable, and something his mother does NOT want to hear.  Now, pauses editing the first thought out of his mouth.  The list of responses grows.  By a man's mid-fifties, the list is 1001 items long. 

Most thoughts are along the lines of, "DAMN, I wanna motor boat that women's ass!"

So when your man pause, he is listening, just bear with him as he self edits and make the world a better place.

 The Cave of the Storm Nymphs by Edward John Poynter.

Welcome Back.

Yes.  It has been awhile since my last post.  If I had any readers they are long gone, so this is me screaming into the void.  There is a non-zero chance that this could be the end of the Human race.  Good Riddance! We problaby deserve extinction.  The next 20 or 30 years will tell the truth of my words.

Let's just do the highlights of the past 18 months.  

Lost 15 pounds, gained back five.

Retired from my 30+ year job.

Went back to Grad School.

Worldwide COVID Plague.

Got a set of vaccine shots, and may need another dues to mask-less idiots actively giving hugs to people.  Enabling a virus to spread and mutate.

And still haven't convinced my main partner that butt fucking is a good thing.

I plan on resurrecting this blog and my other writing including the typical thoughts a middle-aged black man has:  Sex, Women, Games, Money, Titties, Sex, Death, Taxes, Music, Booty, Women, Insights on Women, Sex, High Tech Toys, Sex Toys, and Women.

I decided to go an un convectional route for Holiday sex toys this year. I mean, how many large black dildos does one really need? This is the Whirl support pillow from OneUp Innovations a new part of their Liberator line of products. Now if I can just remeber what I did with that 5 gallon bucket of KY lube?  "Honey, I'm going deep tonight!"

Ok, This woman is fucking gorgeous, in my humble opinion. This image is smart and sexy.  This goddess is curvy, nicely proportioned, and mature.  She is not the anorexic, underage girl society seems to push on American men for the past four decades.  The image is exy without a hint of crassness.  She is a real woman with flaws that make her more desirable.  She has not been augmented or airbrushed.  Kudos to Domai.com for finding her and the simple nude concept.

What is in your "Sex" Go Bag?

Once again

I'm snowed in, trapped with a frozen driveway.

So you get my industry for the day.

It's 2 AM and you get a text: "Come over and Fuck my brains out!"

You freak out!  Now What?

I grab my Magic Bag.   Do be any place you can't walk out the door in 30 seconds when pussy is calling.  So what in the go-bag?

First the Bag itself - Usually a hardware tool bag is the best choice.  I like something with a large open section and lots of side pockets or interior storage loops, not too big.

1. Condoms - 1 dozen Usually in a variety pack: 3 Ultra-thin,  3 ribbed, 3 studded, and 3 plain.  All lubricated.  Replace every 6 months or at the expiration date.  No one wants to be fucked by something that smells like old tires.

2. Flavored Condom - 1 dozen Once again usually in a variety pack: 3 Mint, 3 Cherry, 3 Chocolate, and 3 Banana.  These are for oral sex only.  Some people get the joke for the last two flavors.  I'll let you figure it out.

3. Water-based Lubricant - Usasully Astroglide or KY jelly.  The best ideal is to pack both.  Replace when the expiration dates pass.


4.  Latex-Free disposable gloves - Safe sex is a must.  These can double as a dental damn.

5. Toy - High-speed strong vibe - This is my Hitachi Magic Wand (HMW).  They no longer make these wonderful joysticks.  You will need to find a cheap knockoff.  There are some portable ones, but I prefer never having to worry about battery power.

6. Extension Cord 10 - 15 feet (3 - 5 meters).  Ever have a toy not reach the place you are fucking?

7. Toy - Variable smooth bore vibrator - Some people can't handle the HMW.  Medium size about 1 inch (2.5 cm) in diameter and about 7 inches (18 cm) in length. Include the batteries.

8. Toy - Dildo (Latex free) - 12 -15 inches long.  Something Thick but not scary. (1-2 inches - 2.5 - 5 cm)  I know a few Size Queens.  The important thing is the length, always have a good grip on the end of your toys.

9. Toy - Butt Plug (Small)

10. Toy - Blindfold

11. Toy - Paddle (Ping-Pong) or a flogger

12. Padded Handcuff or 50 ft (15 meters) of silk rope - If you don't know how to use this DO NOT PACK IT!

13. Toothbrush and Toothpaste - You might stay the night.

14. Small Bottle of Rubbing alcohol - Helps clean the toys and has other creative uses.

15. Bar of soap (Travel size with soap case)

There you have your basic "Come and Fuck Me" Magic Bag.


 

Last Post of the Year

I know, I have lost all my fans.  All two of them.  Never fear as with 2014 approaches I will endeavor to post more erotic content and thoughts from the mind of a black man.

So it's after Christmas.  All the presents have been opened.  Christmas dinner is now just a memory and several stepper sessions into the future.  I have stuffed myself with every cookie, cake, pies, sweet, and baked good in the house.  Time for bed.

In dreamland I meet this Zaftig Redheaded Goddess.  We do everything I ever thought of doing with a woman and several other things that are illegal in 23 states. Just before I wake up she tells me she is a piano teacher.  Then I am siting at upright piano playing Chopin.

Only thing I figured out is my subconscious Id was having too much fun and my better nature needed to get him out of the gutter with some semblance of culture.

My test with blogsy !

Trying to see if I can have the same level of functionality with Blogsy on my ipad as with the standard tools in blogger. I need to add an image here.

 

Posted with Blogsy

Only Three Post in the Last Year! My garden lies in ruin from last summer's drought. Obama won a second term. I have two more years before I am 50. I am Diabetic. And I can't find anything to write about. Not true, I'm just lazy. Time to crack the whip and start posting.

First- year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real human body.

They all gather around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.”

For example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his student.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them, “The second most important quality is observation. I stuck my middle finger in and sucked on my index finger.”

“Now learn to pay attention.”