My Dream , My Nightmare.


Usually, my dreams are sort of middle of the road stuff: Going to my class reunion in my underwear. Sleeping through my driving exam. Drowning in an endless sea. My nightmare are similar: Being chased by the IRS. My kids moving back home because I can't afford to put them through college. Being chased by monsters in my underwear.

Last night I get a nightmare.

I'm riding on a horse out west, at night. It's about 1880, The Old West, I'm being Zorro. I'm on my way to a large hacienda to persuade a rich landowner to stop oppressing the local villagers and farmers. So I am the "GOOD GUY". I sneak into the house sword drawn, and make my way to the master bedroom. Halfway there, I met the landowner. It's a Woman!. Catherine Zeta - Jones , but older. She has a fuller figure and nice round hips, dark skins, large breasts. She's in a night shirt and has a sword. (ASIDE: OMG! I JUST FIRGURED OUT WHO THIS IS!)

Instead of fighting, a different duel ensues. If she cums first, I leave the region and leave a the peasants to their fate. If she cums first she changes her attitudes. She is married, but her husband is asleep in the other room, so no intercourse, just oral sex. I go first.

I start by nibbling her inner thigh. Leaving small wet bites up to her shaved cunt. She smelled wonderful! I lick and suck on her labia avoiding her clit. I can tell she likes this and I continue. Her clit gets hard and begs for attention, still I tease her. A quick lick just to show her I know it's there. I tongue down her slit and work my tongue into her anus, as a penetrate her with two fingers. She moans, but says something does feel right. I flip her over so her ass is up in the air. My tongue is deep in her ass, and I have three finger deep in her drenched pussy. I can tell she is ready. All I have to do is push her off the edge. I thumb her clit, giving it little twirls and caresses. Her wonderful butt is well lubed from the attention I have been giving it and my little finger slides in easily. My mouth parks on her clit, my tongue licking and swirling around her. I suck her clit hard into my mouth... And NOTHING! I get nothing. She mumbles something about a headache.

I wake up. CRAP!

WTF does this mean?