Sunday, May 01, 2005

I came across this little flash music vid while surfing the net. It mirrors my thoughts on a daily basis. Check out the bunny with 3.5 on his tummy. What's up with the cricket bat? Does any know the team? It's a great, catchy tune. I even burned it to CD!

Everyone Else has Had More Sex Than Me

If you can get all the words here they are:

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers naked,
Couple in threes
Grandparents swing from the ceiling.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Everyone else has had more sex than me.

Corporate chambers and office amore.
Shenanigans outdoor and in.
Resist and then later your find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

Our lives have to die
Of that there's no help
My favourite way to end them
Is the orb-weaver spider's whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum.

Then dies on the spot
His corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse at.
He would rather die than not get to f^ck
Personally I reckon it's worth it.

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does anyone else get that feeling?

Everyone else has had more sex than me.
Does everybody else get that feeling?

...

Does everyone think...


Personally I think the line: "Corporate chambers and office amore." should be "Corporate capers and office amore."

Opinions anyone?

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