Not really a black statement... but more of a Male Musing.

Our Lady Ms. Porn

Why do men like Pronography?

Ms. Porn doesn't care what you look like. She doesn't have a mother. She is never sleeply, on her period, or some other condition.

Ms. Porn cuddles up beside you and says yes to all those weird request you have been hiding in the back of your mind all day. She does shake her head in disgust after asking her to wear the French Maid outfit while you smear lime green jello all over yourself. Even if this is the 32 nd request to do that in as many days.

Ms. Porn looks like anyone you want to. She can appears as your wife, sister, high school sweetheart, or even that lady in the office who won't give you the time day. She has all the right features and doesn't mind if you stare at her ample chest, butt or feet.

You can do can anyhting degrading and she won't remember next time. All is forgiven in her eyes.

AND....she has sisters too!

For her, you are the right type at the right time!

Ms. Porn does need conversation and doesn't ask question about your day.

How can women wonder why men so much time with Ms. Porn?