Miss White, Dirty Johnny’s teacher, asked the following question.

“Johnny, if there are seven birds on a telephone wire and you shoot two of them how many would be left?”

“None”, replied Johnny, “ Because the noise would scare the rest of the birds away”

Miss White thought about it and said, “ The correct answer is five, but I like the way you think Johnny.”

To which Dirty Johnny retorted, “ There are three women on a park bench, all eating ice cream cones. The first woman is biting her ice cream cone. The second woman is licking her cone. The third woman is sucking her cone. Which woman is married?”

Miss White thought for a moment and said, “Why I suppose the woman sucking her cone.”

“No,” said Johnny, “It’s the woman with the ring on her finger, but I like the way you think.”