This woman gets its! After telling several women I know, this women from PostSecret finally gets it.

Ladies your ass is heaven. If I could I'd build a temple to each women I know. I would worship you behind and tell you how wonderful your round bottom truly is. Everyday the butt be talking to me and if you ladies would just ask I'd show how I would love your ass and send you into a tissie!

For all you ass lovers out there: pick one