Attention! Women of the world, I formally apologize for anything I might have done since the time a was conceived.

It's been one of those weeks (really two weeks, half the month). I have somehow managed to piss off everyone I know with the double X. Mother, daughter, wife, mistress, the woman next door neighbor, the old lady at Wal-mart, and the lady at the bus stop I almost ran over with my minivan. Can you imagine what would happen if all the women in the world cycled at the same time? Run and hides guys. Find a deep hole, because the Nukes are Flying!

I'm downtown Shopping and I hold the door open for a women in her late twenties. She glares at me and lasers shoot out of her eyes and fry my balls. What did I do to piss you off lady? How she got "I'm a woman, and I don't need your help. I don't need your penis driven male culture and I'm not sleeping with you even if you were the last man on earth" into a "Hmrphf" I'll never know.