Ok, a rant...

Two weeks ago was "Coming Out of the Closet Day", The Local College BI-Gay-Lesbian-Transgender Club had an activity plan for that day. Basically "come out of the closet" and get a sticker proclaiming your new status to the world. Ok..Cool, I 've got no problem with that.

There is one gorgeous lady on campus who I have seen before. I'm sure every male ( and maybe some women ) on campus has been thinking about her covered in lime jello. I know she would never give me the time of day, but I like to think about it. Of course, now she has told the world she is a lesbian. Good for the ladies on campus. Bad for me and the other males. My fantasy life is now ruin! Along with at least several hundred other men. LOL. Oh what a cruel universe we all live in.

It's like having 10,000 spoons and all you need is a knife.....